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Keep The Whole Family Laughing With These Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Sleigh, Queen, sleigh.

Sure, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, but baby, it’s cold outside, too. So with kids cooped up indoors who are also in full swing Christmas crazy mode, you’re going to need fun ways to keep them occupied so they don’t drive you bonkers. But if you’re looking to entertain your child without having to steal a gift from Santa’s stash, you can always tell them some Christmas knock knock jokes that are so elfin funny.

Of course, knock knock jokes are corny, but that’s what makes them so cute and perfect for Christmas. And there’s never really a wrong time for a knock knock joke. You might break one out while you’re making dinner, or if you’re on an excruciatingly long line waiting to see the mall Santa and your kids are squirming because they’re wearing their winter coats.

But wait — there’s myrrh. (Ha.)

You might even want to jot down one Christmas knock knock joke a day and stick it in your child’s lunchbox. That way, they can sleigh all the students during lunchtime at school. Because there’s no better way to make friends than to get everyone laughing, because a good joke definitely deserves a round of Santa-plause.

So even if you have a resting Grinch face during the holidays, sharing some Christmas knock knock jokes with your own elves will make it the most wine-derful time of the year — and you might not even have to pop open the Pinot Grigio.

1

Because Mary Is Jesus’ Mom, After All

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

2

Fa La La La Laaaaa….

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

3

And No, You Can’t Have A Candy Cane For A Snack

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yuletide.

Yuletide who?

Yuletide yourself over with some snacks until it's time for dinner.

4

It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive Christmastime, don’t you?

5

Missing A Ho There…

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ho Ho.

Ho Ho who?

That Santa impression definitely needs more work.

6

And A New Doll, And An Action Figure, And A Video Game...

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska for a new bicycle this year from Santa Claus.

7

Because Santa Can’t Do It All, People

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Elf.

Elf who?

Elf me wrap this present!

8

Holly Is The Perfect Name For This Season, TBH

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Holly.

Holly who?

Holly-days are coming up soon!

9

Because No One Can Remember The Rest Of The Song, Anyway

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna partridge in a pear tree.

10

The Good Dexter, Not The, Um, Serial Killer One

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dexter.

Dexter who?

Dexter halls with boughs of holly…

11

Yeah, Because Santa Isn’t Interested In Salads

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we want some Christmas cake and eggnog.

12

Finally!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Chris.

Chris who?

Christmas is here!

13

For The Indecisive Decorator

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the perfect place to hang the Christmas wreath.

14

Just Like The Ones I Used To Know...

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…

15

Bet You’re Thinking Of A Charlie Brown Christmas, Right?

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Oh, Chris.

Oh, Chris who?

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…

16

And An Auld Lang Syne, Too

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a very Merry Christmas!

17

You’ll Hear Us Screaming If We Spy His Red Suit

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Coal.

Coal who?

Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

18

Unless It Has Sprinkles On Top

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut open until Christmas!

19

Because, Really, Where Does Santa Go?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede on the Christmas tree!

20

Let’s Get To Decorating!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!

21

A Cute One To Tell On Christmas Day

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Tank you for my Christmas present!

22

And A Happy New Year!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.

23

Sing It And You’ll Get It

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive the other reindeer.

24

Well, I Ain’t Tellin’ Ya!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?

25

A Cute Christmas Knock Knock Joke For When You’re Shopping And Can’t Find Your Car In The Parking Lot

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita lift, Rudolph.

26

Soooo Glad!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys Christmas. You too?

27

A Funny Christmas Knock Knock Joke When You’re Visiting Friends And Fam

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in for cocoa and Christmas cookies.

28

Because It’s Also The Most Expensive Time Of Year As Well

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money for the Christmas presents.

29

But Dessert Would Be Nice, Too

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Pudding.

Pudding who?

Pudding up the Christmas decorations.

30

Expect To See It On Your Wall When I Come Visit

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

Whether you’re wrapping presents, baking some cookies, or just snuggling on the sofa, anytime is a good time for a Christmas knock knock joke. Because when your kiddo finally cracks a smile and laughs, yule be happy that you did.