Mother's Day
Forget Dad jokes; Mom’s the word on these gut busters.
Sure, you’ve given pretty presents on Mother’s Day, from festive flowers to beautiful artisanal chocolates. But what about the gift of laughter? Mother’s Day jokes are the perfect present for your mom (or the mother figure in your life). They’re simple enough to remember (perfect for kids to tell), and are easy to wrap up — in love, that is. So if you’re looking for a way to make your momma smile, include one of these Mother’s Day jokes in your holiday festivities.
There are so many ways that you can serve up these Mother’s Day jokes. You can write one down in a handwritten card from your kid to their grandmother (cue the waterworks). Or you can break one out during your Mother’s Day brunch (just make sure that Mom has had a mimosa or two beforehand, because there’s nothing worse than a joke that falls flat). The cool part is that since a joke about motherhood and Mother’s Day in general isn’t necessarily expected, it’s bound to get some laughs. And if it’s a grandchild that delivers the joke (or even the punchline), it’s bound to make the joke that much more joyful.
So if it’s for your mom, mother-in-law, a favorite teacher at school, or even family friends, get ready with these Mother’s Day jokes that are pretty darn punny.
1
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to go to sweep!
2
Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?
Their chrysanthe-moms.
3
Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day?
Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it.
4
Why did the mother’s day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
It was choco-late!
5
What did the Ancient Egyptian child say when they got lost?
“I want my mummy!”
6
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
7
A love-filled Mother’s Day knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!
8
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his mom was in a jam!
9
A good old knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama Llama, I love my mama!
10
A sweet knock knock joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
11
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom....
Thanks for puddin’ up with me.
12
What do you call a small mother?
A mini-mum.
13
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma! No hands!
14
Another floral-themed Mother’s Day joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Mother’s Day!
15
What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
Her-she’s Kisses.
16
What did the panda give his mommy?
A bear hug.
17
How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late on Mother’s Day?
Use the moooooote button.
18
What all moms want on Mother’s Day joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
19
And the mother of all Mother’s Day jokes
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My Mother’s Day jokes
Are funnier than you.
Mother’s Day might make you think about flowers, cards, or a fancy schmancy meal. But give Mom what she really wants, which is a Mother’s Day joke that you can laugh at together.
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