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Share a laugh and a smile on Feb. 14 with these sweet Valentine's Day jokes for kids.
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42 Hilarious Valentine's Day Jokes For Kids

Silly, sweet, and pretty corny, too — these jokes will bring a smile to any kid's face.

Whether you have a budding comedian on your hands who wants to include a joke in every single card they hand out at school, or your kids just really appreciate a good gaffe, these Valentine's Day jokes for kids are a hilariously sweet way to celebrate the holiday. While usually reserved for romance, Feb. 14 is the perfect opportunity to share a joke that will make your kiddo smile from ear to ear.

Traditional Valentine's Day gifts pale in comparison to the gift of a hearty (not to mention heartfelt) laugh. A box of chocolates, some conversation hearts, or a bright-red, heart-shaped lollipop are all tasty treats, but a V-Day joke that includes a pun about light bulbs? Well, that's a gift that keeps on giving. Not only are these kid-friendly jokes worth re-telling, but they make the perfect addition to any Valentine's Day card or gift given by or to your little one.

Valentine's Day Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock knock. Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke who got you a Valentine!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Al. Al who? Al be your Valentine!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Be. Be who? Be my Valentine, please!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend, Valentine!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be my Valentine?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any chocolates left for me?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas be my Valentine!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be your Valentine if you'll have me!

Jokes With Valentine's Day Puns

  • Why is Valentine's Day a good day for a party? Because you can really party hearty.
  • What did one squirrel say to the other on Valentine's Day? I'm nuts about you.
  • What did one strawberry say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you berry much.
  • What do farmers give for Valentine's Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.
  • What did one cat say to the other on Valentine's Day? I think you're purr-fect.
  • Why do skunks love Valentine's Day? Because they're very scent-imental.
  • What did the baker say to his wife on Valentine's Day? I'm dough-nuts about you.
  • What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine's Day? You're one-in-a-melon!
  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
  • What did the ghost say to their Valentine? You look boo-tiful.
  • Where did the hamburger take their sweetheart to celebrate Valentine's Day? A meatball.
  • What did the chef give his sweetheart? A hug and a quiche.
  • What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine's Day? Tulips.
  • What did the rabbit say on Valentine's Day? Some-bunny loves you!
  • What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? I'm stuck on you.
  • What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love ewe.
  • What did one whale say to the other on Valentine's Day? Whale you be mine?
  • What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you watts and watts.
  • What did one bee say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love bee-ing with you!
  • What did the caveman give his Valentine? Lots of ughs and kisses.
  • What do you write in a Valentine's Day card for a slug? Be my Valen-slime.
  • What kind of flowers should you not give out for Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers.
  • What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day? I lava you a lot.
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Classic Valentine's Day Jokes

  • What's the best part about Valentine's Day? The day after when all the candy's on sale.
  • Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend? Because he stole her heart.
  • What do you call the smallest Valentine's Day card? A Valen-tiny.
  • Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yep, February 14th.
  • Why did the Valentine get arrested? For stealing someone's heart.
  • Why did the two flames go on a date for Valentine's Day? They were a perfect match.
  • What did the paperclip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
  • What did the calculator say to the pen on Valentine's Day? You can count on me.
  • What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day? Third degree burns on your lips.
  • Why didn't the skeleton send any Valentine's Day cards? His heart wasn't in it.