Whether your child is convinced they lived a past life as an old, mystical man, or your child sees ghosts and goblins on the regular, there's no denying that children have the ability to see what we can't see, hear what we can't hear, or at least scare the ever-loving bejeezus out of us. Couple their heightened sense of the supernatural, with their inability to comprehend social conduct and etiquette (therefore zero f*cks are given), and you have one creepy little toddler who seems hell-bent on giving Alfred Hitchcock a run for his money.
Here are 12 moms, bravely sharing the creepiest thing their kid has ever said to them. Grab some popcorn, cuddle up next to someone capable of fighting off evil spirits or ghosts or seriously anything at all, and prepare yourself to be spooked. Because the only thing creepier than hearing someone say something very messed up is hearing a really tiny person say it.