Not sure about you guys, but I was warned many times that it was pretty difficult to prepare for childbirth. Sure, it was nice to have a plan and to read up on what happens and to talk to the doctor, but the reality of how it would all go down was anyone's guess until, well, it all went down. I did my very best to try to keep an open mind. However, I still had some ideas creep up about how I thought — or rather, hoped — it would all go. Like, it's pretty much impossible not to try to picture picture at least a few times in the entire 40-ish-week duration of a pregnancy, especially if you attend a birthing class that freaks you out (*aggressively raises hand*).
Alas, hindsight is 20/20, isn't it? Now that I'm on the other side of the childbirth experience, I can say that birth was everything and nothing I expected it to be. I had a (fairly loose) birth plan that was only kinda followed, I barely used anything that I thought I had so carefully packed, and I closed my eyes for, like, whole hours of the entire process. Here's a few more examples of just how different it turned out to be from what I expected: