Although The Princess Bride was released in 1987, I'm unapologetically convinced it’s a staple in the lives of ‘90s youth the world over. Now that we’re having kids of our own, the ways that quintessential fantasy movie continues to apply to our lives is shocking, especially when you realize that The Princess Bride captures what it's like to parent a toddler to an almost astounding degree. I mean, I clearly didn't pick up on the similarities when I was watching it (two hundred times) in elementary school, but they're there. They're so there.
For example, the “Cliffs of Insanity” could totally be code for having a two-year-old. What parent hasn't thought about throwing themselves down a cliff in pursuit of a masked man with a tiny, sensual mustache, especially when their toddler is kicking and screaming on their living room floor? I know I have, and if you were a kid in the '90s, who now has their own kid and that kid is in the throes of toddlerhood and you're left wondering what in the ever-loving hell you did to deserve such torture, I'd venture to guess that you have, too.
In my humble opinion, the best way to deal with a toddler is to wax nostalgic about your youth (when things where much, much simpler) so you can really bring your life around full circle. So, having said that, please join me as I celebrate this wild, heart-stopping, dangerous adventure that is parenting a toddler by way of The Princess Bride. (Plus, this gives you a wonderful excuse to turn on Netflix and actually watch The Princess Bride. You're welcome.)