As if Keeping Up with the Kardashians wasn't hard enough last week when the world heard that Kylie Jenner was pregnant (still not confirmed at this point), now reports are claiming that Khloé Kardashian, the fierce, funny, tall sister in the family, is also pregnant. You guys — you know the internet doesn't lie. OK, sometimes it does. Romper has reached out to Kardashian's rep for comment, but hasn't heard back yet. In the meantime, though, these Khloe Kardashian pregnancy jokes are sure to keep you busy. (And entertained.)
According to TMZ, multiple sources have confirmed that not only is Kardashian pregnant with her boyfriend, Tristan Thompson, but that she is also three months along and conceived naturally. (Her struggle with fertility has been discussed on the show.) While this is reportedly a happy time for the couple and the whole entire Kardashian clan, it's also the internet's time to shine. Look, pregnancy is no joke and those who are turning into some kind of "humor" about trap babies and Kardashians having babies purely for the money and Instagram sponsorships are gross. But the jokes about what Kardashian's reported pregnancy means for Keeping Up with the Kardashians and her little sister Kylie Jenner (who is reportedly pregnant, but has yet to confirm) are pretty hilarious.
You guys, the reality show starring the Kardashian-Jenner clan is full of GIF-able moments and memes, and they really shouldn't be ignored during a family pregnancy announcement.
What Kind Of Sisterly Bond Is This? Jokes
I mean, the Kardashian-Jenner sisters share a lot of things and they do practically everything together from vacations to businesses to reality shows. It makes sense that a pregnancy pact could actually happen right there in Calabasas with Ryan Seacrest presiding and Kris Jenner making everyone sign the documents, right? Not only is Kylie Jenner reportedly pregnant, but Kim Kardashian is expecting a baby via surrogate, so that means three of the five sisters are going to have babies soon. You guys — this is huge.
Kris Jenner: Momager Extraordinaire Jokes
Guys, can we even talk about a big Kardashian milestone without poor Momager Kris Jenner being the butt of the joke? She manages all of her children's careers and it's been jokingly said that she's the one orchestrating all of these pregnancies. I mean, not turkey baster-orchestrating, but more like, "let me leak this to TMZ in the name of an 'anonymous source' orchestrating." That's the joke anyway. But you know what, I'm here for the laughs and I want Kris Jenner to come manage my life, too.
Stay Strong, Kendall Jenner Jokes
I mean, with three out of five sisters currently expecting and two that already have six children between them, it makes sense that everyone's reaching a hand out to Kendall Jenner. Not that pregnancies are bad news, but hey — it's still funny.
Jokes aside, the big news is, Khloé Kardashian is reportedly pregnant. The internet is known for taking a big event and turning it into a meme and GIF frenzy, but the truth is, it's a really happy time for the Kardashian-Jenner family if they're truly expecting three babies next year. I can think of few things more lovely than being pregnant at the same time as your sisters, especially if you have a super close bond like all five of these girls do.
I'm sure, if the rumors are true, there will be several can't-miss-epic baby showers for the entire family (and all of Instagram, of course) to partake in. So happy tentative congratulations to Kardashian and Thompson. And if this is all just a big joke, just know — the internet will roast you.
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