March brings a lot of wonderful things like the start of spring and the ability to wear shorts again, but it also brings us the day where everyone magically turns Irish ― St. Patrick's Day. It's the one day of the year where green beer isn't considered some kind of "non-compliant with the FDA" travesty, but a necessity. And drinking it at 8 a.m.? Totally acceptable, it seems. Everyone dons their green, laughs at funny St. Patrick's Day quotes, and wakes up on March 18 with green-tinged memories (and maybe some Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck in their hair).
To the love of people across the globe, many people celebrate the holiday again and again, year after year. What is it about St. Patrick's Day? Is it because it's a valid excuse to drink a large beer and deck yourself out in green, or is it because the Irish spirit is so friendly and fun that everyone wants to pretend that they’re from the Emerald Isle, too (we can’t all be)?
Whether you're celebrating St. Patrick's Day just for kicks, or you're really meaning to drink one in honor of the patron Saint of Ireland, these St. Patrick’s Day quotes are funny to share and post all day long. So pick up some green food coloring, maybe (definitely) stock up on Advil, and enjoy your St. Paddy's day like the responsible adult you are.
Whether you spend your March 17 eating green eggs in the morning, corned beef and cabbage for dinner, everything in sight when you get the munchies at night, or all of the above, hopefully you can share these funny St. Patrick’s Day quotes throughout your celebrations in honor of the Irish. Sláinte!