Embarrassingly true. Everybody just wants to be a little Irish on this day.

St. Paddy’s is the one day of the year where beer can officially be considered healthy (or at least we can all pretend). It’s green, so it’s basically a juice cleanse, right?

On this day, whiskey in your morning cup of Joe is not only acceptable — it’s encouraged. Throw a little extra whip on top for good luck.

If you’re a fan of The Office, you know there’s nothing Michael Scott doesn’t have an interesting take on. Especially when it comes to the holidays.

Say it with your chest and look them in the eyes. There’s no doubting your authentic Irishness now.

Cheers to everyone throwing back a green beer or two this year. If that isn’t for you, then it’s totally easy to enjoy some alcohol-free St. Patrick’s Day festivities as well, such as making your own green food. And by food, I mean Shamrock Shakes.

Is it even a real holiday without some dad jokes? Nah.

OK, so maybe the real-life St. Patrick didn’t run all the snakes out of Ireland. It’s still a fun bit of legend.

While this one’s obviously made with the past few years in mind, it’s also a great gesture if you’d actually rather not have everyone kiss you on St. Pat’s just because you’re Irish. It’s about boundaries, people.

Who knew there were so many clever ways to play with the word "leprechaun"? Post this one on St. Paddy's day with the caption: tag yourself. You might be surprised by some of the responses you see.

You're definitely not the only one who pauses when they see the Irish name Seamus in writing. But hey, now you finally know how to properly pronounce it, and all it took was this cheesy meme.

Are you the type of person who never seems to take down their Christmas tree in a timely manner? As a matter of fact, have you ever found yourself, on more than one occasion, leaving it up for the whole year? If so, this one's for you.

While he is known for other notable achievements, like bringing Christianity to Ireland, St. Patrick is certainly known for his power over snakes. A blind date with Medusa would likely not go well.

It's true — despite the cliche "luck of the Irish" saying, the Irish haven't been all that lucky over the course of history.

If you can't find one of those rare four-leaf clovers, perhaps you'll be lucky enough to find an equally rare three-leaf clover with a different kind of leaf taped on.

Hopefully you're not finding yourself full of regret on the morning of March 18. If you managed to wake up in perfect condition, it's very likely that your co-worker didn't, so let's try to be extra nice to everyone.

Leprechauns aren’t the only magical green dudes in the galaxy. Just ask any fan of The Mandalorian.

Thankfully, the world isn’t exactly in dire straights for toilet paper and hand sanitizer anymore, but you have to admit, these miracles are still pretty impressive (and hilarious).